THA MISSION

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Alicia Keys in Barcelona, SPAIN!

Ummmm whats wrong with this photo???

SCARLETT IS PISSED !

Us Weekly reports that Scarlett Johansson has had plastic surgery, a claim the actress vehemently denies.

ScarJo is very upset and threatening legal action.

Her publicist tells competing mag, OK!:

"Us Weekly's [new] cover story regarding Scarlett Johansson and its clear implication that she has had plastic or cosmetic surgery on her nose is an outrageous and defamatory fabrication lacking any conceivable basis or proof, despite vehement denials by Ms. Johansson prior to publication. Not surprisingly, US magazine cannot provide the dates when she supposedly had this surgery, who performed the surgery, or what was supposedly done - all because there simply is no truth to the story. The publication made a pathetic attempt to validate its story by using two cover photos of Scarlett that were taken years apart with obviously different make-up and lighting, and then relying on an "expert's opinion" (based solely on looking at the two photos) on what "might" have been done. It wasn't."

Johansson herself says, "I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead. Thus, I feel compelled to take immediate legal action against US Weekly."

SEND ANGRY LETTERS TO CBS AND VICTORIA SECRET NOW !!!!

The Spice Girls' performed two songs at the Victoria's Secret fashion show last month, but when the special aired on CBS Tuesday night only their rendition of Stop was broadcast.

The ladies' current single, Headilnes, was cut from the show.

Seal had more than one song that made it to air.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

ANOTHA REASON TO LOVE BECKS !!!

David Beckham surprised all five Spice Girls, not just his wife Victoria, by giving each one a stunning diamond-encrusted bracelet valued at $100,000 a piece. Dayum.

"He knows I'm really nervous about him seeing me back on stage, so he bought us all these bracelets for good luck," says Posh. "It's like the old days. David spent a lot of time around the girls when we first got together - it's as though he married all of us. He's the original Spice Boy."

David himself said on Sunday, the first night of the Spice Girls tour, "I've got a broken rib at the moment but I've had them before and nothing would have stopped me coming. There's no way I wouldn't have been here. I haven't even seen a rehearsal before tonight and it's so exciting. I met Vic when she was a pop star and we can't wait for our boys to see her on stage. I am so, so proud of her and of all of them. The outfits are amazing - I hope she brings some home! I'm on the road with them for three months and can't wait. When you see them together it's quite frightening - as though they've never been apart. It's amazing that me and our boys can be a part of that this time around."

WILL DOES TOKYO !

Will Smith arrives in Tokyo, JAPAN to promote his new film I AM LEGEND. Doesn't Will look like a wax figure from Madam Tussauds???

Happy Birthday Mr. Sean "Jay-Z" Carter

Jessica Simpson performs at Disney World!

JESS IS LOOKING NOT SO FAB HERE....

THA NEW FACE OF VERSACE

Patrick Dempsey is the new face of Versace.

Dr. McDreamy just shot the fashion house's upcoming Spring/Summer men's advertising campaign.

"Patrick represents everything that is great about this collection," says Donatella Versace. "He has that confidence, completely comfortable in his own skin, that is so attractive."

Fames photog Mario Testino shot the campaign.

I Am Tara Reid: How Do I Look?

THA WORST NICOLE MAG COVER SO FAR...

HER NAME IS TRANNY NICOLE !

METCALFE ASSAULTS !

Jesse Metcalfe is facing assault charges.

The "super macho" douche is being accused of attacking a paparazzo outside a club in London this past weekend.

He "punched me in the face," claims photog Rowan Lawrence.

The pap reported the incident to police and is asking that charges be filed against the former soap opera star.

LINDSAY AND HEATH...

Chatter from Australia is that Lindsay Lohan hooked up with Heath Ledger in New York, prompting her to dump that no-name dude she met in rehab.

Lindz and Ledger reportedly met at NYC's Beatrice Inn over the Thanksgiving holiday.

"Lindsay and Heath hit it off straight away," reports NW magazine. "When she left the club she started texting him straight away and they hooked up a few times while she was still in New York. They were meeting late at night for sex. It was purely physical."