DEAR MISS PARIS HILTON....

Dear Miss Paris,

Your upcoming jailterm sentence (which i prefer to call it "PH-Balanced Down Time") has BIG MONEY written ALL OVER IT. I would like to request a meeting to discuss the following opportunity...

....PARIS HILTON "CAGED: THAT'S HOTT"

This original 3 hour tv special to air on MTV, CW, BET, FOX and DISNEY simultaneously on THANKSGIVING night follows the International Pop Superstar Paris Hilton making her 2nd album tentatively entitled "CAGED : THAT'S HOTT".

Logistics: 45 COMMITTED days to write, record, film....giving viewers an even more in-depth look at the world as lived by the one and only international superstar Paris Hilton. The cameras will be rolling 24/7 for 45 days straight!

Music Producers already signed on to work with Paris include Rick Rubin, Swizz Beatz, Pharrel Williams, Scott Storch. Confirmed artist appearances include Jay Z, Justin Timberlake, Missy Elliott, Diddy, and KEKE PALMER.

Sponsors covering all recording/filming/editing costs are: VIVID 'adult film' Entertainment, Vueve Clicque, Victoria Secret, and Trojans.
Guaranteed Fee to Paris: 69 Million dollars.

Please ring my EVP PR person CARA "DO IT DO IT DO IT" DONATTO so that we may schedule a separate LOCK DOWN.

Regards, Tha Chief...
Ps. Already registered www.parishilton-caged-THATsHOTT.com