Friday, August 31, 2007

SIENNA MILLER GETS TIPSY!

A wobbly, dazed and confused Sienna Miller (right) needed her human crutch as she exited the launch of her new fashion line, Twenty8Twelve, in London. Walk for me!

Without the assistance, it could have been bottom's up for Sien!

 

JODIE ON THE COVER OF EW

 

BABY SHILOH

BABY SHILOH IS THE GERBER BABY....

THA BECKS INJURED....AGAIN

OOF !!!

David Beckham is injured again. An MRI exam confirmed on Thursday that he has sprained the medial collateral ligament in his knee.

This comes after Becks missed many an LA Galaxy game due to an ankle injury.

Becks is expected to be on the sideline for SIX weeks! That would place his return to the team at mid-October, when the Galaxy would have only three regular-season games remaining.

What a waste!

Beckham has all but thrown the towel in.

"It's just gone from one thing to another thing," Beckham said Wednesday night. "Maybe it's time for me to just say, 'I need the rest,' and get it right and don't come back until it's right."

 

 

 

THA BIRKHEAD

Yesterday, OK! magazine claimed that it had uncovered shocking allegations that Larry Birkhead is a shady and dishonest person.

The mag says it will reveal its explosive findings in their new issue.

Well, now Anna Nicole's ex is firing back and threatening to sue OK! magazine.

Birkhead claims that it's OK! that is behaving inappropriately.

"OK! magazine, they're basically-it's just sour grapes from them," Larry responds.

Birkhead said he planned to sue OK! for "alluding to the fact that I'd be involved in anything ethical or immoral with my daughter."

Dannilynne's dad said he believes the magazine's "explosive allegations" are culled from former MSNBC host Rita Cosby's upcoming book, Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death. He said he also plans to sue Cosby.

He's just sue happy!

 

LIL KIM PULLED OVA....

Rapper Lil' Kim was pulled over in NYC today driving a Lamborghini with no License Plates. Within a matter of minutes, Kim's lawyer arrived on the scene to straighten everything out. Apparently, the Italian sports car was a gift from a friend in California.

FYI- Ray-J is known to drive a black Lamborghini in LA.

 

CAM TURNS 35

Cameron Diaz celebrated her 35th birthday on the set of her new movie What Happens In Vegas while filming in New York City.

 

SIGHTING: NICOLE AND JOEL IN NYC...

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have a maternal moment, while strolling in Central Park in NYC.

 

Thursday, August 30, 2007

U GOT SERVED !

Britney Spears' ex-manager, Larry Rudolph, is the latest person in the Britosphere to be served with a subpoena by Kevin Federline's lawyer Perez Hilton reports. Larry got the gloomy news while at one of Brit's haunts, Sunset Tan.

Rudolph was served inside the tanning salon in West L.A. this morning. "Sunset Tan" the reality show, reports ThatOtherBlog, is one of Larry's shows. He was at the salon for a meeting we're told.

 

JAY AND BEYONCE...

Jay-Z and Beyonce looked like they really enjoyed the Team America Basketball game last night in Las Vegas.

 

PARIS HILTON'S NEW CRIB

Paris Hilton  has just purchased this $6.25 million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills, California.  She has not moved in yet, but recently sold her last house for $4.25 million.

 

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IS THE NEW SKINNY

Keira Knightley was spotted at the Venice Film Festival looking fab.  

 

THA CHIEF LIKES SKINNY !!!

 

 

BRITNEY EX-ASS-istant...

Britney Spears' ex-assistant Shannon Funk is demonstrating that she larn'ed herself real good from her old boss, especially when it comes to lap dances and pooter-peeks.

EXCLUSIVE: HOUSTON AND BROWN'S PRENUP

CelebTv has exclusively obtained Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston's pre-nup agreement......

Eve: Alcohol Monitor Is 'The Most Annoying Thing'

She's been wearing her alcohol monitoring device for a month, but Eve said she can't get used to the hefty ankle bracelet.

"It's the most annoying thing," she told PEOPLE at Tao Nightclub in Las Vegas. "When they told me I was getting it on, I thought it was going to be like a beeper, but it's like a pair of Bose headphones."

The 29-year-old rapper was ordered to wear the Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor (SCRAM) after striking a plea agreement for her DUI arrest in April. Eve will be allowed to remove the device on Sept. 8.

FASHION FORWARD

A well-accessorized Courtney Love makes her way through the Project trade show in Las Vegas....The singer was reportedly doing research for a new clothing line she plans to launch with a friend called Never the Bride.

 

OH NAOMI....

Naomi Campbell was spotted walking into the London Black Leaders' Dinner at the Dorchester Hotel in London looking like somthin'.

 

 

MEL B's WERKOUT PLAN !

Mel B. was all smiles with her trainer looking like she never had a kid a couple of months ago. Her NEW body is sponsored by Eddie Murphy's money.

 

JENNIFER LOPEZ ON THA SET OF "DO IT WELL" ...DOING IT AGAIN

THIS IS LIKE DAY #10 FOR THIS VIDEOSHOOT..... SHE JUST KEEPS SHOOTING AND SHOOTING SOME MO'

 

SIGHTING: ASHTON & DEEMI IN NYC

 

THE OPENING OF STUDIO 72 IN ATLANTA

 

SHOW THA BUMP

THA MOMS TO BE (MONICA AND TAMEKA FOSTER) JOINED JERMAINE DUPRI AT THE OPENING OF STUDIO 72 IN ATLANTA.....

NURSE MADGE!


And the weirdest gossip-story of the day goes to....

The sick cast of Guy Ritchie's new film are queuing up for a rear old treat... they're bending over in front of his missus and showing her their bare bottoms. But don't worry, it's nothing kinky. Madonna is giving them a series of eye-watering vitamin injections. We can reveal that after a spate of illness on the set of RocknRolla, the singer has taken matters into her own hands.
Quite literally. She's set up shop on the East London set in her Range Rover to deliver vitamin B12 jabs in the bottoms of all the cast members of the gangster flick.

Snoop to Host MTV Europe Awards


Rapper Snoop Dog will present the MTV Europe Music Awards. The US star, who has sold more than 25million albums worldwide, performed at last year’s event and is promising a unique Doggstyle night when he takes the reigns on November 1 at Munich’s OlympiaHalle. He commented: “Presenters in the past have been great, but this year I’m takin’ it to a whole new level.” Bring it, Snoop!

UNDER HER UMBRELLA


Rihanna has been spotted out on a romantic dinner date in Beverly Hills with it-boy actor, Shia LaBeouf. HOT!

THA LOHAN CONFERENCE


Lindsay Lohan is to meet her estranged dad Michael. Li-Lo's had a change of heart since going into rehab and agreed to let him see her later this week. A source said: "It's early days but Lindsay will have counsellors with her when they meet." Stay tuned to THA MISSION for full coverage of 'THA LOHAN CONFERENCE'.

Kell'z Wedding Bellz!


Has Kelly Osbourne gone and tied the knot? Gym Class Heroes singer Travis McCoy reckons he's the lucky fella.
Travis, who Kelly, 22, was caught snogging in Chinawhite last week, was overheard at the Reading Festival's VIP Carling tent telling pals: "We're really happy together. In fact, we just got married but I'm not supposed to tell anyone."
But Kel, who says she's dating Jarrod Gorbel, shrieked: "No we didn't, no we didn't."

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

MARIAH INTERVIEW MAGAZINE PHOTO OUTTAKES ***THA MISSION EXCLUSIVE ***

*****THA MISSION EXCLUSIVE******

 

 

Two pictures of the divine Mariah Carey......outtakes from the Interview September 2007 photoshoot.

BRITNEY SHOWS A$$ AGAIN

It was another day of shopping in Beverly Hills for Britney Spears, and her barely there dress which showed off her backside YET AGAIN!

 

SIGHTING: BRAD & ZAHARA

While Angelina Jolie is overseas in Iraq, Brad Pitt has been taking care of the couples children.  He even took Zahara out for a horse and carriage ride in NYC.

 

CHRIS BROWN FOR VIBE

MAKES THA CHIEF'S MOUTH WATER.....

wino a no show

THIS JUST IN

AMY WINEHOUSE WILL NOT BE PERFORMING AT THE VMA'S...SHE HAS CANCELLED!

NE-YO TO BRITNEY: "Y'ALL AINT CUTTING ME NO CHECK"

Britney Spears and her record label have effed up plans to work with hitmaker Ne-Yo.....

The singer/songwriter/producer was on Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning and he explained what went wrong!

Says Ne-Yo:

"I have no idea what's going on with Britney Spears right now. The last thing I heard was that Britney was mad at me over some songs that were supposed to go to her that wound up going to Nicole Scherzinger. She got the first look. I wrote the songs for Britney Spears, but this was before she shaved her head and went into rehab again. Nicole took the songs and recorded them. Here's how it happened, I was working with Britney Spear's people. I wrote 6 to 8 songs for Britney Spears, working really closely with her A&R people at her label. Then Britney Spears goes ahead and shaves her head and goes into rehab. When that happened, I lost all contact with her A&R people, with her label. I was calling them, they weren't returning phone calls, wouldn't answer my calls. I'm like, 'Alright. I guess they're not interested anymore.' In the process of all that going on, that's when I met [Pussycat Doll] Nicole Scherzinger. She's like, 'Hey, I'm putting an album together, I'd love you to be a part of it.' I played her two songs, she loved them. They cut a check, she recorded the songs. Those are her songs. After that happened, that's when Britney Spears' people called me like, 'Hey, why are you giving away Britney's music?' I'm like, hold on. Y'all ain't cutting me no check!"

 

OH THAT LILY.....

This weekend Lil caused a ruckus @ Notting Hill Carnival in London when she "jumped up on stage during [Bobby] Kray's performance and wrestled the mic from him before shoving the bewildered singer into the crowd." An audience member told The Sun: "Lily looked very drunk and was talking in a bad Jamaican accent. " But the punishment for being a lush fit her crime-- Kray dumped a pint of Guinness over her head. Hahah.

 

Kate Hudson and DAX?



Intersting....

HELMSLEY'S DOG GETS $12MILLION

Leona Helmsley's dog will continue to live an opulent life, and then be buried alongside her in a mausoleum. But two of Helmsley's grandchildren got nothing from the late luxury hotelier and real estate billionaire's estate.

 

 

Helmsley left her beloved white Maltese, named Trouble, a $12 million trust fund, according to her will, which was made public Tuesday in surrogate court.

She also left millions for her brother, Alvin Rosenthal, who was named to care for Trouble in her absence, as well as two of four grandchildren from her late son Jay Panzirer -- so long as they visit their father's grave site once each calendar year.

Otherwise, she wrote, neither will get a penny of the $5 million she left for each.

Helmsley left nothing to two of Jay Panzirer's other children -- Craig and Meegan Panzirer -- for "reasons that are known to them," she wrote.

But no one made out better than Trouble, who once appeared in ads for the Helmsley Hotels, and lived up to her name by biting a housekeeper.