Brit is not "OK"

Something's rotten in the state of Denmark - and it's not just their cheese....

Britney's photo shoot for the upcoming cover of OK
Magazine...exclusive details from multiple sources
only here and it's pretty f&cked up so mind the legal
Chinese ass coverage. You know how it is...

Yesterday reportedly when she was filming her new
video, a photo shoot was also scheduled for the
magazine's upcoming cover story.

As you would expect, Britney supposedly showed up
three hours late. When she arrived, she was allegedly
out of her f*cking tree and even though everyone knew
of her notorious eccentricities (which is putting it
kindly) everyone was also shocked to see her so
wasted, exhibiting behaviour outrageous even for her.
Allegedly of course.

For instance...she had her dog with her - the new puppy
she called London. Since London is a puppy and since
she has yet to provide him with a proper, regular
routine, of course London pissed and shat all over the
place. And who picked up the poop? Britney picked up
the poop...allegedly mopping it up with a Chanel dress.
A Chanel dress. Allegedly of course.

Just the beginning...

I'm told she apparently kept choosing clothes that
were 2 sizes too small so that rolls were squeezing
out everywhere, giving the stylist a minor panic
attack as it's her professional portfolio and her job
on the line if the images comes out bunk - a likely
certainty even with the help of photoshoppe.

But it gets worse...

Britney allegedly wanders around babbling like a baby
- as in baby talk. Half the time her head can't stay
straight, lolling around on her neck like a bobble.
I'm told she also has no boundaries and allegedly,
several times, when she had to pee, even though one of
the washrooms was being used as a staging area, she
would drop trou and make a tinkle WITHOUT CLOSING THE
DOOR and an entire crew working around her. Allegedly
of course.

Still worse...

The girl allegedly can't stop touching herself. As in
fondling her breasts, rubbing between her legs... I can
hardly bear to write this. She apparently goes about
it absent-mindedly, as if not aware she's not alone
and at the same time, genuinely curious about her own
body, described to me as "like a 5 year old
discovering her genitalia for the first time".
Allegedly of course.

So they had one sitting, they were able to get shot.
But then paranoia apparently took over, Britney became
convinced people were ridiculing her (they probably
were), and took off abruptly without explanation. Word
is the magazine is scrambling now as it's supposed to
be a cover story, they need more than one image -
trying to make it happen for today. She later
allegedly explained that she was uncomfortable because
she had no idea so many people would be there and it
would be such a "big production". She also thought she
looked too "fat". Allegedly of course.

Thing is, everyone I've talked to feels badly for her.
Everyone used the word "lost" and "tragic" and having
pushed everyone away, and too genetically stupid to
take care of herself, Britney is clearly headed for
Sad Smut. And Sad Smut don't belong here...