NURSE MADGE!

And the weirdest gossip-story of the day goes to....

The sick cast of Guy Ritchie's new film are queuing up for a rear old treat... they're bending over in front of his missus and showing her their bare bottoms. But don't worry, it's nothing kinky. Madonna is giving them a series of eye-watering vitamin injections. We can reveal that after a spate of illness on the set of RocknRolla, the singer has taken matters into her own hands.
Quite literally. She's set up shop on the East London set in her Range Rover to deliver vitamin B12 jabs in the bottoms of all the cast members of the gangster flick.