BRIT'S KIDS TOKE WITH K-FED!

World of Wonder reports: Britney Spears is going to cut off a few strands of her boys' hair and have them tested for drugs after the next time they visit their father, in the hope that the snippets will test positive for marijuana. In the hope? It's a sign of good mothering to want your kids to get just a little toasted so you can win sole custody of them. She's convinced K-Fed smokes weed when they're with him because, she says, she can smell it on their clothes and in their hair. Although God knows what odors waft off the poop princess after one of her piggy nights on the town. Whatever, she's asked a court-appointed monitor to test Sean Preston and Jayden James. (Photo: WENN)