Thursday, May 31, 2007

Lindsay and Dina - Baby Pics!


Tha Mayor thinks this explains a LOT.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

More Kelly Clarkson album drama - Maybe Clive is the evil one....

May 30, 2007 -- NOTE to music industry legend Clive Davis: Stop trashing Kelly Clarkson - you are making yourself look bad.

"Clive is furious because Kelly has assumed total artistic control over her new album and refuses his suggestions," according to an insider at Sony BMG, the parent of Clarkson's label, RCA.

Davis, who runs Sony BMG, slammed Clarkson at a company retreat in April, saying she can't produce hits.

And music industry insiders were dumbfounded when Davis took the stage during the "American Idol" finale to plug Taylor Hicks and Katharine McPhee's new singles, but failed to mention Clarkson's third album, "My December," which debuts in June. Instead, Davis promoted the songwriters for one of Clarkson's hits, "Since U Been Gone."

Our insider said, "She wrote all of the second album herself - including the hits 'Because of You,' 'Behind These Hazel Eyes' and 'Walk Away.' Clive hated 'Because of You' so much, he would routinely mock it in meetings. It was one of her most successful singles."

Clarkson is not only one of Sony BMG's most profitable artists, having sold close to 15 million albums - she is also not a diva.

She hasn't demanded to renegotiate her deal with the label, our source said, even though "she only gets like $250,000 an album when she could get millions. She refuses to take more money because she wants artistic control. And she has always turned out to be right. If Clive had had his way, she wouldn't have sold nearly as many albums as she did.

"We are appalled he is picking apart one of our own acts - and one that we all love."

The source added, "Kelly wanted to make a deeply personal record. Here's an artist who didn't demand more money, who handed in her record on time in January, after making him millions, and now he rips her? The music business is collapsing, and this is why. They won't let people put out their real music. This is about his huge ego."

But a Davis pal said, "Clive gave her 'Hazel Eyes' and 'Walk Away' and he gave her the production company to help make 'Because of You' a hit. We pay millions for the albums. This is incorrect."

Clarkson's rep didn't return calls, and Davis' rep declined comment.

KELLY CLARKSON'S VITAMIN WATER COMMERCIAL


ummmmm.....clearly kelly didnt get the kind of budget 50cent got for his commercial...
this is just dumb.....

MIMI SHOPS FROM ST MARTEEN



R&B superstar Usher spent $800 in a shopping spree at designer store Blue and Cream in East Hampton on Saturday. Rolling up with music producer L.A. Reid in his new Bentley, Usher bought a white and blue cream thermal hoody with a gold skull emblem, gold limited-edition Nikes and two pairs of high tops for his son.
B+C owner Jeff Goldstein quickly called Mariah Carey in St. Maarten and advised her to buy a pair of the same $500 UES shoes that Usher's son got so that she could give them to Reid's son, Aaron, as a high-school graduation present. She did.

DADDY YANKEE - DO U SEE WHAT I SEE??!!















tha chief decided that daddy yankee is split licketty!








we kinda also like the new single "impacto" featuring dinosaur fergie


http://youtube.com/watch?v=xmDQWUMKC5Q













KELLY ROWLAND ON COVER OF KING MAGAZINE


yawn!

SHILOH TURNS ONE !!


AND GETS A COVER!!!


"KINGSTON STEFANI ROSSDALE EAT YOUR HEART OUT ! " - SHILOH


SIGHTING: RIHANNA LEAVING HER HOTEL IN PARIS




MAROON 5 DEBUTS AT #1







HOLLER!!!


IS IT LIKE 2001?? Last week Linkin Park comes in at over 600K+ units....now Maroon 5 debuts #1 with over 425k+ units.


here is my theory...there is no STAR without "A" & "R"

LINDSAY LOHAN'S OFFICIAL STATEMENT




Lindsay released the following statement....


"Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility."


Hopefully the mainstream media will behave ethically and refuse to publish any pictures of Lindsay in rehab.

The paparazzi have been lurking and endangering the safety of all patients at Promises.

BRIT'S Letter To Fans


a new letter posted on brit's official website leads tha mayor to ask: do we *really* care?

http://britneyspears.com/

SOMEONE SET UP A PAYPAL ACCT FOR THE LARRY BIRKHEAD FUND

Larry Birkhead's former lawyer, Debra Opri, is taking the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby to court.

The attorney is claiming that Birkhead has failed to pony up the $650,000 he owes in legal fees.

Birkhead "has refused and continues to refuse to pay [her] for any of her services," she claims.

HILARY DUFF's NEW VIDEO "STRANGER"




check out miss duff's latest....




it's shakira meets nicole from pussycat dolls meets mandy moore (circa "In My Pocket" era)...


tha chief thinks this one's a grower...



Face Lift or Windy Day?


rose, rose, rose....

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

ANGIE'S FAMILY DAY....



the fabulous Angelina Jolie took her boys Maddox & Pax to play with the whales this Memorial Day Weekend in Prague....where Angie is filming her latest film.

KIMORA & DJUMON SITTING IN A TREE.....




so i guess it is official!!!


Kimora Lee Simmons and actor Djimon Honsou at Canne with Kimora's daughter Ming

JAY-Z & BEYONCE SITTING IN THA NOSE BLEEDS???

SAY WHAT???


sources reveal that Jay-Z and Beyonce went to see Kelly Rowland perform during the Cannes Film Festival ....but was told there was no additional VIP space when they got there.


they were then put in NOSE BLEEDS seats!


Before Kelly went on Jay and B left.....


THA KING....BABY KINGSTON STEFANI ROSSDALE


here's a pic of the ONE YEAR OLD !


another photo of Jay and Beyonce in Monaco over the wkend....


50 CENT's on the cover of VIBE


ummm...can we say NOT HOTT.

MISCHA BARTON IN THA HOSPITAL....




Mischa Barton was rushed to the hospital this evening after suffering an adverse reaction to medication.


Sources reveal that she was at a friend's Memorial Day BBQ.......enjoying a few COCKtails when she began to feel extremely ill.


Mischa has been sick with bronchitis...perhaps mixing booze and the biotics just isnt a good idea???

and now some words from LILY ALLEN on Lindsay.....





THIS IS AWESOME....


CHECK OUT WHAT LILY ALLEN wrote on her myspace blog about dear ol' lindsay....




>>>>>........it was so over the top but a really great experience. After that we went to this club called Les Deux , and that was really fun untill Linsay Lohan arrived and had us thrown off our table , I know shes a huge star an all , and famous people deserve to sit down especially when they've been working so hard , but whatevs . Linday our thoughts are with you as you go through this difficult time in your life ( she got arrested this weekend ) in the words of Timbaland and Timberlake " what goes around .............."

Monday, May 28, 2007

PARIS' NEW PUSSY!


it's about time that bitch sprouted a new one....

Yoko to the world: HEATHER'S AWRIGHT!


Tha Mayor's question is - if Yoko has hated Sir Paul since the 60's, why the F is she only speaking up NOW. This bitter d.i.v.o.r.c.e. battle has been waging for almost a year now! Yoko - get with it!

Yoko Ono has praised Heather Mills for winning over the public in America. John Lennon's widow said Paul McCartney's estranged wife had pulled off an incredible feat on US TV show Dancing With The Stars. Yoko, 74, added: "That was so incredible. Making herself a heroine with that ballroom dancing stuff in America. "She did it single-handedly. That's difficult for anyone to do. "The worst thing a woman can have is guilt. As long as your intention is not to hurt or upset other people, then anything you do is fine." Heather, 39, who has a three-year-old daughter, Beatrice, with Sir Paul, is in the middle of a bitter divorce battle with the ex-Beatle. He and Yoko have disliked each other since the 60s.

SNACKO JACKO!


Seems dear Michael partied a lil too hard one night and suffered the consequences. We at the mission APPROVE of a lil puke when a good time was had by all!

Jacko, 48, turned all sicko on the second day of HRH Prince Azim of Brunei's 25th birthday bash on Saturday night. He was overheard moaning: "I am feeling sick, I had to go to the bathroom to vomit. I want to go now! Please call the prince, I want to say goodbye." And he added to another party guest: "I am feeling so ill and so weak. I think it must be the food. I feel terrible." Oh yes, "the food". The night before, he got stuck into so much booze at a casino-themed buffet he had to be helped back to his cottage in the grounds of Stapleford Park, Leicestershire. An onlooker says: "He was unsteady on his feet after becoming a bit too enamoured with all the tequila and vodka on offer. He didn't seem to have a care in the world and eventually called it a night around 5am."

ASHLEY'S MAN WINS THE INDY 500




Ashley Judd's Scottish husband, Dario Franchitti, wins the Indy 500 on Sunday.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

WHO WANTS TO SPONSOR LINDSAY'S 21st BDAY PARTY?? AA????

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/05/27/2007-05-27_vodka_deal_dries_up_for_lindsays_birthda-2.html

as reported by the nydailynews...

Svedka Vodka - who were going to fork over a lot of coke (i mean cash) for Lindsay Lohan's 21st birthday celebration in Vegas this July - have just pulled out as a sponsor of her big party...

WIFE KICKS OUT KYLIE'S PAL.....




Alexander Dahm who "vacationed" with Kylie Minogue was kicked out of his home by his pregnant wife....

DAHM, that sux...


LINDSAY LOHAN'S DAD SPEAKS.....

http://video.wnbc.com/player/?id=112006

In an interview Sunday with WNBC in New York, Michael Lohan said that Lindsay's arrest "was inevitable."

"It just really bothers me that too many people are around Lindsay because of what they can get from her instead of [being there] for Lindsay herself and caring about her. She's not just the goose that laid the golden egg, she's a child, a human being." say mr lohan.

Michael also expressed frustration with his estranged ex-wife, Dina Lohan.
He's a frustrated father and wishes Dina would get on the same page as him in caring for their daughter.

Michael pleads with his daughter, telling WNBC, "Lindsay, I've been trying to get this message to you for a long time now - I'm here for you, I love you. This is about love and forgiveness...I'm your father and that's all that matters to me. I don't want anything from you but to be there for you...You're the most important thing in my life...Please honey, get in touch with me and let's get this right."

ummmmmm whatever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ENRIQUE IS SINGLE AGAIN!! HOLLER!!




although we think this is a total media stunt to garner publicity for a single and album that NO ONE cares about....


enrique iglesias has announced he is now back on the market (or as he calls it "divorced") from Anna Kournikova.


our insiders have also told us that if enrique could change any one of his body parts it would be his penis because it is "way way too small".

KINGSTON ROSSDALE CELEBRATES HIS FIRST BDAY IN NYC...




gwenny gwen gwen and gavin's rossdale's little one, akaTHA KING, turns the BIG ONE this weekend.


the family celebrated in nyc as gwen is currently on tour.


tha chief was planning on going to see the lovely gwen in atlantic city this evening but decided that tha chief could not be bothered with the travel.


happy bday kingston.


PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3 TAKES IN $116 MILLION....BUT STILL A DISAPPOINTMENT












Pirates of the Caribbean 3 took in an impressive $116 million on Friday-Sunday in America,




"As great as these numbers are, and they are indeed great, it looks like they really came up short compared to what people expected," says one industry insider.



The opening falls short of Spider-Man 3's record-setting $151 million earlier this month.


Meanwhile, this weekend's 2nd place film, Shrek The Third is badly trailing Shrek 2 because of all those bad reviews.




We at Tha Mission thinks to have an even BIGGER opening...Pirates of the Caribbean 4 needs to star a half naked orlando bloom and include a full frontal johnny depp.




as for shrek....let shrek die. ugly beasts dont have a place in this world....


MADONNA MAKES ANOTHER COMMERCIAL...BRILLIA MARE ARIAKE





check out Madonna's new commercial for the Brillia Mare Ariake development in Tokyo. this is her madgesty's 2nd commercial for Brillia.


we like this one better than the first...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJKkKMX60GQ&mode=related&search=


LINDSAY LOHAN - CHARGED W/ DUI & COKE FOUND IN DA CAR!!!




OOOOOOOH NO U DIDNT LINDSAY !!!!!!!!


stripper lindsay lohan got into a little car altercation early saturday morning....at approx 5:30am saturday morning Lindsay's Mercedes SL-65 2005 convertible struck a curb near her west hollywood apartment.


Charged with DUI, the LAPD are now revealing that coke was found in lindsay's car!!!!!!!!!




Saturday, May 26, 2007

GWENNY GWEN!!


THA MISSION wants to make sure that everyone has seen Gwen's Stefani's current video, 4 in the morning....we LOVE LOVE LOVE this song and cant stop playing it..


we have also learned that Damian Marley joins Gwen Stefani for a bangin' raggae remix of her song, Now That You Got It.

50 CENT'S VITAMIN WATER COMMERCIAL...ALBUM GETS PUSHED BACK


so tha mission has learned that 50's new album release has been PUSHED BACK!!!! new release date is SEPTEMBER 11TH, 2007.





meanwhile, can we discuss 50's new commercial for vitamin water





did you also know that Coca-Cola just bought Vitamin Water for $4.1 Billion. YES!! $4.1 BILLION!!!!!!!!!





Good investment MR. 50 (BILLLION BILLION) CENT !





http://youtube.com/watch?v=H59A0Y7DSD4

BRAD & ANGELINA AT OCEAN'S 13 PREMIERE.


Brad & Angelina Jolie caused quite a stir on the red carpet at the premiere of Brad’s new film Ocean’s 13 at CANNES!!!
How gorgeous is the YELLOW on Angelina!
APPROVED! APPROVED!
Jennifer Anniston is somewhere right now about to slit her wrist.....

THE ESSSENCE OF MARY J. BLIGE....


Mary J. Blige appears on the latest issue of Essence Magazine with her husband Kendu....discussing how their marriage keeps going strong despite being in the entertainment industry.
Lots of fabulous photos of Mary in this cover story.....APPROVED!

HOVA AND B SPOTTED IN MONACO



SIGHTING IN MONACO....JAY Z AND BEYONCE....SOAKING IN SOME RAYS.....although Jay looks a little preoccupied....

KANYE WEST : NEW VIDEO "CANT TELL ME NOTHING"

click here to see Kanye West's new single....directed by Hype Williams

we are told that the 2nd single video has already been shot (also shot by Hype Williams)...with a special cameo from CASSIE ("me & u"). thamission LOVES cassie by the way....

http://kanyewest.com/video/kanye_video.html

NEW PINKBERRY OPENING SOON IN THE WEST VILLAGE NYC!!!




You're already over the Pinkberry, you say? Can't even figure out what type of substance it's purveying, you say? Nice try. If you live anywhere near 177 Bleecker Street (at MacDougal), perk up your ears for a conversation yesterday between construction workers at the scene and blogger Just Another White Guy: "'No, we don't own the fence,' the landlord's receptionist said. 'That store is under contract to Pinkberry.'" Boom.

A call to the 'berry confirmed the opening, the chain's fourth in Manhattan, though there's no word yet on the official opening date.

LINDSAY LOHAN'S STRIP----TEASE

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x22q95_lindsay-lohan-stripping-in-i-know-w

watch the trailer for Lindsay Lohan's new movie, I Know Who Killed Me - aka the film in which she plays a stripper.

remember when deemi moore flashed us her boobies in Striptease....at least she got paid a million dollars to do it....

LINDSAY = OVAHH!!!!!!!!!!

stick to music...oh wait...that failed tooo!

KATHY GRIFFIN TO REPLACE ROSIE ON THE VIEW??




The New York Post is reported that the front runner to replace Rosie O'Donnel on the view is Kathy Griffin......the mission thinks she is a yawner.....and thinks the view would be much more interesting with RUPAUL !!




May 26, 2007 -- THE view isn’t rosy for Meredith Vieira. Since she left ABC’s “The View” to join Matt Lauer at NBC’s “Today,” the ratings at top dog “Today” have slid to a 13-year low. ABC’s “Good Morning America” has cut the “Today” lead in half and now trails by just 310,000 viewers. “CBS Early Show” has made an even a bigger jump percentagewise, although it’s still a distant third. With Katie Couric faring badly at “CBS Evening News,” and Rosie O’Donnell, who replaced Vieira, already gone at “The View,” it looks like everybody should have stayed where they were. We hear the front-runner to replace O’Donnell is comic Kathy Griffin. And if Vieira stumbles further, look for Amy Robach to take her place. We’d be surprised if CBS boss Les Moonves wasn’t already looking for a loophole in Couric’s contract so he could move her to the “CBS Early Show.”

BABS TO MILLS: BUH-BYE


HEATHER Mills has been dumped from a big-name US TV show after a row with its powerful host Barbara Walters, it was claimed yesterday. The presenter, an American TV legend, was furious when Mills failed to turn up for an interview after her stint on Dancing With the Stars. Sources say the estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney has been dropped from a week-long guest slot on Walters' morning show, The View. But a friend said Mills turned down the show because she had to look after her daughter Beatrice. Mills, 39, was meant to go on air and talk about her time on the hit reality dancing show. But when she failed to turn up, angry Walters refused to work with her. A clearly peeved Walters rubbished Mills to a live studio audience. She said: "When I brought up that maybe everything she had said was not totally true, a whole other side of her came out."

KID ROCKS BRANGIE!


PARTY animal Kid Rock might be getting an earful from Brad Pitt after hosting an all-night bash which disturbed the actor's peace. Brad, 43, and other half Angelina Jolie were left fuming when bad-boy Kid's noisy do kept the couple and their four children awake. The Ocean's 13 star - who attended its glittering red carpet premiere in Cannes on Thursday night - has been staying at the £2,500-a-night Hotel Du Cap. But it proved to be no tranquil retreat... "Kid Rock was DJing a party at the Eden Roc complex of the Hotel Du Cap," a hotel source tells us. "Kid had downed several Southern Comforts and was playing all his rowdy favourites, like Aerosmith's Walk This Way. He had the sound system up as far as it would go and the bass was so loud that the whole building seemed to be shaking." Brad and Ange's two-year-old daughter Zahara woke up first and started screaming. Then the other three kids - Pax, three, Shiloh, one, and five-year-old Maddox - were roused and started crying. "Brad and Ange were upset to say the least," adds our source. "To suddenly have all their kids woken up by the thudding bass was too much. Brad was on the phone to reception, demanding that the music be turned off immediately. "Staff then begged Kid Rock to at least turn it down but he refused - and made it clear that he'd keep DJing as long as he felt like doing so." To make matters even worse for the harassed Pitt family, there was also a noisy firework display going on. Just before 5am, Angelina, 31, also got on the phone to reception and gave them a piece of her mind. The source adds: "Soon after that, a member of staff knocked on Brad and Angelina's door. The couple thought that they'd be getting an apology and that Kid Rock's sound system would then be unplugged. "Instead there was a hotel worker there offering a tray of earplugs! Meanwhile, Kid's party carried on as before. "It was like something out of a comedy film." The party - with guests including Naomi Campbell, Flavio Briatore, David Furnish and Quincy Jones - eventually finished at around 6am. A hotel worker at reception admitted that the entertainment had been "quite loud". But a Du Cap spokesman said: "We don't comment on any of our clients."

Friday, May 25, 2007

MADONNA SUCKS!


Madonna enjoys a nostalgic, all-in-one popsicle on the set of Filth and Wisdom, the 30-minute comedy she's directing in London.

Madonna's Price


Price to Madge: WE'RE DUNZO!

Producer Stuart Price shrugged off his "close friendship" with Madonna. Collecting his gong for Madge's Sorry, he said: "Madonna isn't here - she's probably somersaulting around in a field in a leotard somewhere."

Newman's Own


Newman to Acting: We're Dunzo

Screen legend Paul Newman has quit acting at the age of 82. The star said he will be running an organic restaurant near his home in Westport, Connecticut. Newman, whose last major film was 2002's Road to Perdition, won a 1986 Oscar for The Color of Money. The star of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Sting and Cool Hand Luke said: "I've been doing it for 50 years. That's enough. "I'm not able to act any more at the level I would want to."

MARC JACOBS MYSPACE PAGE!

Thursday, May 24, 2007

JANET: Hot again for 1 full year - and counting!


One year ago today, Janet unveiled her re-found hotness on the cover of US Weekly. Seems like only yesterday....

GOSSIP HISTORY LESSON: BRIT'S POEM


One year ago today in gossip history, this poem appeared on Britney's website. So deep, so deep.....

Remembrance of Who I Am

No more chains
That you gave me.

Enough of pain
Now I'm craving
Something sweet, so delight
How do you stand sleeping at night?

Silly patterns that we follow
You pull me in
I'm being swallowed.
But the ones you think you love
They pull you down
You can't see up above.

Manipulation is the key
They screw it in
Because you're naïve.

You come to me now
Why do you bother?
Remember the Bible
Sins of the Father.
What you do
You pass down.
No wonder why
I lost my crown.

You don't see me now
You ask yourself why
My crown is back
And it's way too high
For you to be in my presence
Especially my son
You should bow down
I've only just begun.

The guilt you fed me
Made me weak.
The voodoo you did
I couldn't speak.

You're awakening
The phone is ringing.
Resurrection of my soul
The fear I'm bringing.

What will you say
And what will you do?
She's not the same person that you're used to.

You trick me once, twice, now it's three.
Look who's smiling now
Damn, it's good to be me.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

what could this lawsuit be about???

Simmons, Wife In Libel Rap

Details scant as couple targets celebrity magazine publisher

MAY 22--Music and fashion mogul Russell Simmons and his wife have filed a libel action against the publishers of In Touch magazine, but details of how the pair was allegedly maligned by the celebrity weekly are not contained in a court filing. In a New York State Supreme Court summons, Simmons and Kimora Lee Simmons name Bauer Publishing and In Touch's two top editors as defendants in what is described as "an action for libel." However, the court file does not contain a corresponding complaint, which would normally detail allegations made by the plaintiff. The summons, a copy of which you'll find below, notes that the pair is seeking damages of at least $250,000. Brad Rose, a lawyer for the couple, refused to answer any questions about the May 17 summons or whether a lawsuit had been drafted. In Touch officials have been served with the summons, but have not received the complaint, so editors are in the dark about their purported transgressions. (2 pages)